It saddens me that there would even be a discussion on this matter. As far as toilet paper...have your local welder build a flat bar (so rolls can not be spun) that holds two rolls and a lock on the other side. This will not help when they come with a razor blade to take home their treasures but helps a lot.I have a TV above the door to the office built into the wall. Angle iron sounding it and a cheep separate amp for the volume. Then put your remote control on a cable. Long enough for them to step back and control the channels. Then some sticky duct tape over the place where the batteries go. After you have used indelible ink on your remote with your name on it. You will be amazed at how little the batteries will go away. You really do need a TV as this will bring in the kids. What do I mean kids? Mommy mommy lets go to the TV Laundromat.Now it is your turn...what would make someone take my entrance mat?